Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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