did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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