Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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