Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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