I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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