Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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