I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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