she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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