I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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