i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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