I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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