dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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