East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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