when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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