cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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