By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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