Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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