Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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