She said her name was "party"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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