Is it normal to miss your booty call?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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