Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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