sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Randomize
