I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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