Swine flu. Run for my life!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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