Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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