Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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