how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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