i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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