brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
My feet surprised me
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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