got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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