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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
foreskin is a definite game changer
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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