why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
why do cheetos always look like penises
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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