i would punch a child for taco bell
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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