So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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