Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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