Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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