I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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