D3 body, D1 cock
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
what day is it and did you see me today?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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