Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
My ATM looks so different sober.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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