Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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