Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We talked him into tasing himself.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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