So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
He felt like a one man threesome
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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