I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize