I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
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Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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