i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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