Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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