Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?