Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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