How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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