dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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