just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Hippo gnu deer
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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