All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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