She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
